Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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