you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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