I'll bet she douches with gravy.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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