At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
NoShamevember. You game?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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