we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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