Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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