She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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