I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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