And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
wow bdsm is so cute
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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