were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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