I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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