Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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