David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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