Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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