On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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