It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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