She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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