I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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