I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
zippers are such a cool invention
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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