belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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