Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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