I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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