Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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