i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
try to milk me bitch
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