I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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