Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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