Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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