gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He felt like a one man threesome
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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