So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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