No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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