I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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