Barsexuality is the new black.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
When did angry sex become our thing?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize