i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
No subtext here. People are naked.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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