Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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