You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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