Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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