i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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