I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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