Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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