I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize