Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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