Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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