Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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