Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
