no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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