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This is not my ceiling
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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