when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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