no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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