Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
you never un-have a 4some
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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