I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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