12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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