My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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