Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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