your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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