have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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