Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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